
don’t worry about wine.
Just find your next fave bottle
Personalized recs for non-experts.
Launching November 2025
Keep buying the same bottle? Been there…
If you made it this far, you’re ready to branch out.
Theo is here to help you find wine you love.
who we’re here for
Casual Wine Sippers who:
🍾 are ready to branch-out
😮💨 feel overwhelmed by the wine aisle
👎 hate snobby wine culture
🍷 just want honest, reliable recs
find wine you love!
find wine you love!
how it works
1. Share your current faves
2. Answer some questions
3. Your new picks are sent to you (and where to buy them!)
Who is theo?
Tannins?
Haven’t heard of her.
Notes of forest floor?
No thanks, sis.
I LOVE GREAT WINE. BUT I EXIST TO MAKE IT SIMPLE.
That’s why I developed a few qq’s to help you find your next fave.
“My wine was DELICIOUS. As I was getting it the wine expert comes up and says that is an EXCELLENT bottle.”
- Christina
“The quiz was super easy and fun for wine beginners.”
- Mollie
“Theodora always helps me pick the perfect wine for dinner parties! The quiz is a breeze and I love that it tells me where in the store I can find my bottle!”
- Lily